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[01 Aug 2011|02:41am]

phxgreenfire
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[19 Jun 2011|10:37pm]

yes_justice
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Mark Your Calendar! [19 Feb 2011|12:54am]

yes_justice
THE END OF THE WORLD IS ALMOST HERE!

May 21st, 2011Collapse )
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[16 Nov 2010|05:53pm]

madscience
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[09 Jun 2010|03:58pm]

phyxius
A friend of mine found a van in his neighborhood, with this on each taillight:

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Jackhammer Jesus Silicone Dildo [16 May 2010|10:46pm]

twrl_grl
Jesus fucking Christ. Literally. This extremely blasphemous dildo features a fairly realistic dickhead at the tip, and a crucifix complete with a figure of our crucified Lord at the base. A very hefty dildo with lots of ridges and bulges, it's perfect for playing debauched priest, naughty nun, or re-enacting The Exorcist. The Blowfishies are all convinced that we're going straight to hell for carrying this toy; if you want to join us on the trip, we can't think of a better way than buying one for yourself. 10" total length (7-1/4" insertable length), 1-1/2" in diameter at the head, 1-3/4" in diameter at the widest insertable point (Jesus's knees). Do note that the shape of this dildo means it can't be used with a harness. Glow-in-the-dark white (a pearlescent white).

Jesus Dildo
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Wow [04 Apr 2010|03:05pm]

evilgrins
[ mood | naughty ]

Haven't seen a single zombie Jesus post all dayCollapse )

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Christzilla!!! [27 Feb 2010|11:18pm]

phxgreenfire
[ mood | silly ]

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High on Christ [12 Feb 2010|02:09pm]

phxgreenfire

Pot found in framed Jesus pictures

Feb. 11, 2010 01:31 PM
Associated Press

EL PASO, Texas – The U.S. Border Patrol says agents found a stash of marijuana coming across the border in El Paso in an unusual spot: tucked behind framed portraits of Jesus.

A Border Patrol statement issued Wednesday said the bust was made just before 3 p.m. Tuesday at the Bridge of the Americas in El Paso.

 22-year-old Mexican woman arrived at the port of entry from Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, in a sport-utility vehicle. According to the statement, she told agents that she had nothing to declare but some framed art.

Cesar the drug-sniffing dog found otherwise. He was drawn to three framed pictures of Jesus Christ in the SUV. Agents found 30 bundles totaling about 31 pounds behind the backing of the three pictures.

The Border Patrol said it turned the woman to El Paso police for prosecution.

from azcentral.com

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[02 Feb 2010|08:21am]

leujin
[ mood | amused ]

This comic made me think of this community (God bless that troll for making it active again).

http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2010/01/versus/

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